Well shit, champagne, I didn't mean to hit him that hard

Kans Have been Jammed. Summer is upon us. We beckon its warm winds with shaeffer and belgium delights; We meet its nights with minor fisticuffs and gentlemanly games of dice and kan. Daily routine consists of fixing my bicycle, breaking my bicycle, making images I've wanted for years and sitting on my floor listening to Bon Iver. One can't complain, it is wrong to ask much of the trife life. Traded in alchoholism for coffee and monster energy drinks, traded marbs for mavericks, meals for pickens. Started training for summer, hiking with my 25lb pack in the woods, not eating, not drankin, livin off caffeine and mavericks. And Bon Iver. Got a few dyptichs lined up for this week. Gotta talk to some carneys and get em to stop the tilt a whirl for me. Man with a boat is gonna ferry me to a little church. Getting knucks tatt'd, staying far away from Buffalo gals. Gotta go to the casino and play cards to make extra scratch for my trip. no time for love Dr. Jones

Behold ye sex altar, long live sex altar.

I've moved into the nether realm known only as the "Hertel Hotel" where we subside on a steady flow of Virginia gentleman and fighting over which Springstein vinyl to play.

The warm embrace of the Queen city is in fact cold as fuck and we don't have any food but we do have sex altar. No one really knows how sex altar came to be, we only presume it was placed there by the ancients of bro dudes past. The world is full of magic ;) Boosh.

New projects in the works. 2 specific focuses, one relating to Buffalo. Right now I have the wonderfull job of sitting in a room all day with my "black metal bands wet dream bible"-ray falcon, and research the coming months. Crazy shit. Ark of the Covenant, Dare Devils, Shamans and me sleeping in a van. I can only promise this blog will become increasingly more confusing,ranting,incorrectly spelled and generally stupid. Cheers

Also, I will be showing amidst friends at Gallery MC in Midtown the second week of July. bring your ass.